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Quotation[0]="\"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie \"  Jim Davis, Garfield'";
Quotation[1]="\"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.\"  Fran Lebowitz.";
Quotation[2]="\"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch\".  Orson Wells";
Quotation[3]="\"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.\"   Erma Bombeck";
Quotation[4]="\"I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock\".  Barbara Grizzuti Harrison.";
Quotation[5]="\"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.\"  Alice May Brock ";
Quotation[6]="\"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside\".   Mark Twain ";
Quotation[7]="\"Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!\"  Tommy Smothers ";
Quotation[8]="\"It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician\"  Meryl Streep ";
Quotation[9]="\"It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him.\"  In Don Quixote, by Miguel de Cervantes";
Quotation[10]="\"When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food.\"   Desiderius Erasmus ";
Quotation[11]="\"They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.\"  Edward Lear ";
Quotation[12]="\"It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer:..THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE... Loosely translated, this means, ...You are on your own, Bernice.\"  Erma Bombeck";
Quotation[13]="\"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. \"  Calvin Trillin ";
Quotation[14]="\"Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter and in wine \"  Polish proverb ";
Quotation[15]="\"I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around.\" James Beard ";
Quotation[16]="\"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,- said Piglet at last- what’s the first thing you say to yourself? -  What’s for breakfast? -   said Pooh.  -  What do you say, Piglet? -  I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today? -   said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully.  -  It’s the same thing, -  he said.\"  A. A. Milne- The House at Pooh Corner ";


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